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thank-you-mrs-loopner:

remember when jeremy renner was a shaky host but then we got this beautiful snowflake of a sketch

(via awkward-aeries)

comics-comets-and-cuties:

frillious:

you know all the stereotypes of Washington with all the “OMG RAIN AND CLOUDS AND COFFEE AND HIPSTERS LOL ITS COLD AND WET THERE”
those make me laugh because while that’s pretty much true on the West Coast
that’s about 1/3 of the entire state guys
you all just don’t know about the East side because we don’t talk about it

We don’t talk about eastern Washington for a reason

comics-comets-and-cuties:

frillious:

you know all the stereotypes of Washington with all the “OMG RAIN AND CLOUDS AND COFFEE AND HIPSTERS LOL ITS COLD AND WET THERE”

those make me laugh because while that’s pretty much true on the West Coast

that’s about 1/3 of the entire state guys

you all just don’t know about the East side because we don’t talk about it

We don’t talk about eastern Washington for a reason

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

tfiosnews:

Oh Hank…

True story…he killed some old dude right in front of Hazel and Gus.

That’s actually not THAT far off from my original ending.

jOHN

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

tfiosnews:

Oh Hank…

True story…he killed some old dude right in front of Hazel and Gus.

That’s actually not THAT far off from my original ending.

jOHN

I’m so excited about our next guest. He’s a hilarious actor who stars on NBC’s Parks and Recreation. Please welcome Adam Scott!

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mydrunkkitchen:

when people are like “wow you do a great job protecting your skin from the sun!! how do you do it???” and I’m like “there is great wifi at my house”

itsjustlarz:

PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN THAT LAST ONE FOREAL

(Source: disney-where-dreams-come-true, via badgersinbowties)

captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his funeral his best friend jokingly talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

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mayherry:

Amsterdam Airport Schiphol,Netherland

mayherry:

Amsterdam Airport Schiphol,Netherland

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Convo I just had with my dad


  • Dad: hey I'm gonna go grocery shopping do you need anything?
  • Me: uuuhhh....
  • Me: contemplates wether or not I should ask him to get me pads since I need them desperately
  • Dad: anything at all?
  • Me: uh... Yeah.... Can you get me some pads
  • Dad: Sure
  • Me: Are you serious? Wouldn't you be embarrassed?
  • Dad: Natalie, I'm a 56 year old man who has been buying pads for your mother for over 20 years. No I'm not embarrassed.
  • Me: But I thought guys get squirmish when we ask them to buy this stuff for us
  • Dad: boys are squirmish. Men will step out and buy you as many pads and tampons as you need. A man will understand that you cannot control your cycle and that this is a natural bodily process. So, if you ever find a guy who's too embarrassed to buy you pad just bleed on everything he owns.
  • Me: OMG DAD